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What This is All About
The goal of Juggle Chainsaws is to play every NES game released in the United States roughly in chronological order. I would prefer the actual order, but Nintendo of America only keeps records that record the month and year of a game's release.
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Action/Platformer Archive
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Rising From the Grave
Posted on November 3, 2011 | 2 CommentsHead issues. I hate them. But there are a lot of things that have gone on that I want to share with you before I jump back into this. And if you find any typos I blame the cat who has recently decided that she wants to help me type. -
3-D WorldRunner
Posted on March 30, 2011 | 2 CommentsIf 3-D WorldRunner were made today we'd probably ask why we don't just play the free version online. But it was made a while ago, and it's good. And it has 3-D. And it's fun. I think you get the idea. -
Deadly Towers
Posted on March 11, 2011 | 3 CommentsDeadly Towers is part Zelda, part Mario 64. Yeah, it will make more sense. For this though, let's just stick with the fact that it's pretty bad but not for the reasons you'd expect. -
New Developments
Posted on February 8, 2011 | 2 CommentsI know it’s been a while since the last post was made. I’m not happy about that either, but some things have come up that will make updates come along... -
Metroid
Posted on February 1, 2011 | 1 CommentThey trick you on purpose. They make you go back and get something right at the start of the game. It's evil, and I hate it, and I don't understand the appeal at all. And then, like a good prog rock album, I've been exposed to it for so long that I just can't get enough of it. -
The Legend of Kage
Posted on January 22, 2011 | 2 CommentsOf all the bad games I've run across, and at this point that's 25 of them, this one has to take the cake. It's unnatural, unfair, and just plain stupid. I feel sorry for anyone who paid money for this pile of crap. -
Some Housecleaning As We Move Along
Posted on December 29, 2010 | No CommentsPosts are going to be a bit more spread out as I go back and clean some things up. A more detailed explanation can be found inside. -
Athena
Posted on December 17, 2010 | 5 CommentsAthena has nothing to do with the goddess Athena. Despite the fact that she's supposed to be the goddess. You should probably just skip this one unless you're a glutton for punishment. -
Elevator Action
Posted on December 13, 2010 | 1 CommentElevator Action might be the truest arcade port we've seen yet. The original wasn't flashy at all, so porting it to the NES didn't cause graphics problems. It's still a bit worse, but the game itself is pretty fun. -
Mighty Bomb Jack
Posted on December 3, 2010 | 1 CommentMighty Bomb Jack plays like Super Mario Bros. Except you're always on full flight power from Super Mario Bros. 3. That gets kind of annoying, but it's not bad enough to ruin the game. Other things try to do that.














